Dos Equis Man Always Stays Calm

he’s a lover not a fighter… but he’s also a fighter

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Why is sean penn freaking out? hehe

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- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

– His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

– His blood smells like cologne.

– He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.

– If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

– The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

– He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

– His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

– He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribesman.

– He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

– He taught a horse to read his email for him.

– He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.

– He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.

– His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

– Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

– He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

– He can speak French, in Russian.

– His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

– Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

– He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

– Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

– Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

– If he were to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early.

– His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

– His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

– He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

– He lives vicariously through himself.

– He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

– He’s a lover, not a fighter. But he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

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dos equis Reply:
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:31 am

@Otto, i think the epic power of the Dos Equis Guy can be summed up here: themostinterestingmanintheworld.net

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The most interesting man alive…is not a wetback

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