eHarmony Cat Girl + Bacon = Internet Gold

Some of you may have seen this eHarmony profile that hit the internets a few weeks ago. Yes this future crazy cat lady is a real person looking for love–allegedly. Either that or she’s a junior troll about to get upstaged. The other is instant wife material. It’s a harsh unfortunate reality that only one of these fetishes is real, but the bacon girl actress could get it IRL.