Epic Comments Section: Things > Tebow [PIC]

If you happen to be at work where you can’t get ESPN’s website (but somehow you’re reading this?!), or we have moved into the future well past Thursday, November 3 2011, you missed the comments section of an ESPN article blow up into an epic thread.

This article now has a user-generated list of things that are better than Tim Tebow. Highlights include:

Amy Whinehouses ability to hold her liquor > Tebow
bartman > tebow
“> Tebow” > Tebow
Mayan calendar > Tebow
Google Buzz > Tebow
Georghe Muresan’s english > Tebow
Screetch’s sex tape> Tebow
Circuit City > Tebow
Internet Explorer > Tebow
Length of Zachary Taylor’s presidency > Tebow
The new movie Jack & Jill > Tebow
being Amanda Knox’s roommate > Tebow
Dwight Gooden strung out and missing World Series parade > Tebow
Posting on this while at work, much > Tebow
Lindsay Lohan in PlayBoy > Tebow
trying to share a box of dounuts with Prince Fielder > tebow
This thread crashing your browser > Tebow
Roseanne’s national anthem > Tebow
Skip Bayless > Tim Tebow
a massage from michael j fox > Tebow
Todd Palin’s autographed Glenn Rice jersey > Tim Tebow
Rick Perry’s ranch > Tebow
WNBA > Tebow
Forrest Gump in leg braces > Tebow
dog farts > Tebow

And those are just a few from around the time of this screenshot, which was moving at light speed on Thursday afternoon.

(click the white rectangle to see it)