Bill Maher Unbaptizes Romney’s Father-in-Law

You may have heard last week that the Romney family did an extensive conversion job on the family of his future-wife, Ann Davies Romney, before they tied the knot. Her father, Roderick Davies, a Welsh immigrant, engineer, entrepreneur, and mayor of Bloomfield Hills, MI, was a staunch atheist who regarded organized religion as “hogwash” and insisted that his kids be raised without religion—which they were. Roderick was the only holdout in his family and eventually took his non-belief to the grave, but that did not stop the Romneys from baptizing him into the Mormon faith a year later.

Luckily for Roderick, Bill Maher had his magic wand and wizard’s hat handy to undo the spell cast by his in-laws. Last night on Real Time, Maher performed the first atheist unbaptism ceremony so that Mr. Davies could rest in interminable peace:

Apple Scotland: Having a wee bit of trouble

For all the amazing things Siri can do, it’s still limited by your ability to be understood. Unfortunately for Scots, they don’t have an app yet for mind reading or sign language.

What is the Most Dangerous Sport? [Infographic]

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Muppets Address Fox Business News’ Allegations of Communism

Recently, Fox Business Network’s Eric Bolling was incensed at how the muppets are brainwashing America’s youth with their liberal Hollywood agenda. Kermit and Miss Piggy responded at a press conference:

Samsung Galaxy Tab Alternative Commercial

Samsung has been doing a bang up job making fun of Apple lately, so maybe this parody was secretly leaked by some Apple fanboys. Who knows? There’s nothing like finding someone who believes their own hype, and taking them down a notch.

(Has NSFW language)

Video Infographic: The Higher Education Bubble

Is your education paying off? If you’re struggling, you’re not alone!

Created By: Education News

Counterstrike Map of The Office

Somebody with approximately 500 hours of free programming time on their hands made this masterpiece. Bet you didn’t realize you knew the blueprint of a tv show office so well:

It may or may not be consistent with this alleged floorplan for the Dunder Mifflin office. (click for full size)
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Dancing Zebra

If you know your memes, this is as good finding Rosebud and the Kaiser Soze together:

Star Wars Dog Choir Barks the Imperial March

This is actually supposed to be a commercial for Volkswagen, but really the people at VW were out to raise the bar on the cuteness overload from their hit Superbowl commercial last year. Consider it mission accomplished:

Here is the commercial that got all the buzz last year:
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President Obama Sings Al Green

Who knew the President could sing? He’s no Al Green, but he did hold a few notes of Let’s Stay Together. Eat your hearts out, Herman Cain and Vladimir Putin:

Caught in the Act: Why It’s Good to Have a Dash Camera

Well, let’s hope that parking space was worth it.

This Is Why I Am An Ass Man [SFW]

I’m sure their dancing shows some great technical form or something. I don’t care.

Almost Killed My Family Making Breakfast

You would think the store labels could use different colors for stuff you eat and stuff you clean your house with, but that’s too much like smart.