Almost Killed My Family Making Breakfast

You would think the store labels could use different colors for stuff you eat and stuff you clean your house with, but that’s too much like smart.

MP Levels of Entertainment [PIC]

It’s true–videos can do a lot, but they can’t replace live entertainment.

Transformer Takes Out Candlestick Park [PIC]

No, not Megatron–he plays for the Detroit Lions. Just before last night’s Monday Night Football, a transformer near Candlestick Park blew out and darkened the entire stadium. The 49ers still crushed the Steelers handily, 20-3.

Natural Growth

If there’s grass on the field…

Urkel Was Ahead of His Time

Urkel was a dressing like a nerd before dressing like a nerd was cool. He was on some tv show, you’ve probably never heard of it.

Inbred Cat

How do we know? Because only an inbred could make a pun this bad.

Santa’s Been Listening to Punk Rock

Well it makes sense. You can’t fit all those spikes under one hat.

Masturbation Emergency

Always pull over for emergency vehicles—or for this one, pull yourself.

Rare Wookie Sighting in New Jersey

This particular specimen is not fully grown and shows signs of apparent malnourishment due to its limited fur cover.

Shameless Self Promotion (PIC)

Everyone is a self-promoter from time to time. And when you are marketing a book you have no choice but to do what you can to get the word out about your pride and joy. But its when you pretend to be a consumer writing a review about your own book, and get caught because you don’t even bother to pick a fake name that pisses people off. Then again I suppose there could be two “Brandon Sanderson’s” that are interested in the book…

Rick Perry: Gay Cowboy

Rick Perry has largely talked himself into irrelevance in his bid for the presidency, but this is too good to ignore

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Flood? What Flood?

Damnit, these noodles are dry….again!

Danish E.T.

I didn’t realize aliens were powered by sugar.